Firebreathing Kittens New Member Information
Are you a friendly person willing to get a good microphone, who would enjoy joking around with friends? You’re welcome to play with us. We’re Firebreathing Kittens: a silly, light-hearted actual play podcast. Like a traditional campaign, we play the same player-character for a full year, repeatedly meet the same familiar non player characters (NPCs), face challenges and experience character growth. Like a oneshot, each episode opens with a beginning to its plot, and has an end to the microstory after four hours. You don't have to commit to being present every week. We rotate who GMs and who plays so everyone gets to do both.
This information is divided into sections to make it easier to look at. Take your time reading it; there’s no rush or stress. We’ll be here next week, month, year, etc., and you’ll be welcome.
Table of Contents
3. How Long We Have Been Playing
4. How do you “play”? (Roll 20, Foundry, etc visual combat maps?)
10. Standalone Plot Format and Long Form Story Telling
11. Example of how we use each others’ Non Player Characters (NPCs) in games
12. Player-Character Level Progression
16. Improvisational Comedy (Improv)
17. How long do I have to decide if I want to play?
20. How to Join
21. Support Agreement
1. Podcast Name
Our podcast is called Firebreathing Kittens. The show is available on iTunes, Spotify, Overcast, Google Podcasts, Youtube, etc. Here are some links where you can listen to it:
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iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/firebreathing-kittens/id1459051634
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Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/66MmjNj2yWKSgNUORLJIek
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Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRZWt_mfV6I0AM4W7U9WtAg/videos
2. Theme
Friendship. The theme of Firebreathing Kittens is friendship, but more specifically 仲間, なかま , that feeling you get from knowing your coworkers have your back. The antithesis of Firebreathing Kittens would be the members preying upon one another, betraying one another, or not supporting one another.
If we’re laughing together on our show, then we’re doing it right. The main idea behind Firebreathing Kittens is that it’s all about hanging out with friends. If you’ve ever been watching the anime “Fairy Tail” and thought to yourself: “I wish I had friends who supported each other like that”, well, we thought that too, so we made it happen.
3. How Long We Have Been Playing
Firebreathing Kittens has more than 200 episodes. We have been playing together for several years.
4. How do you “play”? (Roll 20, Foundry, etc visual combat maps?):
Theater of the mind. We use words to describe what the characters are doing, the setting, the combat, everything. Our GMs use words to communicate the battle map they are looking at to their players. We’re a podcast so if the information is not communicated using words, the listener wouldn’t be able to hear it.
5. TTRPG System
We play a variety of tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGs) that are free for our members either because they are free to everyone, or because the creator sent us copies. Here are some example TTRPGs we have played in the past:
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The one page rpg Lasers and Feelings in the episode “So Then I Started Blasting”
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A distance based combat rpg D6 Feet Under in the episode “A Storm, A Ship, And A One Way Trip”
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A Powered by the Apocalypse rpg that mechanically rewards emotionally bonding with other people, Shepherds, in the episode “Deli Of The Beast”
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Crash pandas, an rpg about illegal street racing raccoons in the episode “Trickamui Drift”
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Winner of the ENNIE award for best free rpg of 2019, Irownsworn, in the episode “Sworn To Be Wild”
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et cetera. When you GM, you can pick your choice of free TTRPG.
We recognize the distinction between flavor and mechanics, and keep your character consistent while following the mechanics of the various games we play.
Mechanics are which dice you roll. Flavor is what your character looks like as you roll dice. For example if you cast a spell to deal 4 d6 ranged fire damage, the fire spell is the flavor and the 4 d6 ranged damage are the mechanics.
Flavor is flexible. Flavor your weapon and damage how you want. You can flavor your 4 d6 ranged damage as a fire spell or as a pistol or as an arrow; whatever fits your character. The mechanics we play with will be different from week to week, but your character will look consistent.
Combat mechanics vary from one game to another, but the flavor for your character will be the same. Just because one game’s mechanics are calling the ranged attack a bow and arrow, doesn't mean you have to call your damage a bow and arrow. For a bard, the ranged attack can be a biting “Yo mama” joke. For a pirate, the ranged attack can be a blunderbuss. For a summoner, it can be their dragon companion. A magician can say "I blast them with a fireball" while dealing damage using the mechanics of a “bow and arrow” or whatever ranged mechanics exist in the combat system we’re playing. Flavor is flexible.
6. Game Playtime Length:
We spend four hours recording. The published episode is about three hours long. The episode is a bit shorter than the recorded time because we edit it.
7. Scheduling
Frequency: You don’t have to commit to playing every weekend. You choose how often you play. A lot of our members play every other week, some play once a month, and a few of us play once every other month. It’s a rotation where everyone can get on the calendar.
Seasonal availability: Seasonal availability is not a problem with our format. It’s okay if you need to be gone for a few months in the summer or winter, etc.
Signup calendar: Our members can see a big signup calendar at the top of the page we use to organize games. The group organizer updates the calendar with new open spots weekly. Members comment on the calendar to join an open spot. You pick which weeks you play, and you can see who’s in the game you’re joining.
Game times: We usually end up playing on the weekend. We use a doodle-poll-like scheduling system. One week before the game, we make a list of more than a dozen possible game times. The three players and the GM who signed up to play on the calendar are asked to click yes on every time on the poll that they are available. The first person clicks on all the times they are available. The second person does, too, and the third, and the fourth.
When the four people are done, there’s basically always an overlapping window that works for everyone, without us having to set a recurring blocked off blackout period. We flexibly start at a different time each week, at one of the poll options that all four people are available. (If you don't see a colorful calendar image here, this website isn't working properly. Please email us at FirebreathingKittensPodcast@gmail.com and we'll send the new member information as a pdf.)
Example:
Person 1: Are you available this Saturday from 10-2? 4-8? 6-10?
Person 2: the second two.
Person 3: the first and last times.
Voila! Time three works for everyone. The more options, the more likely it is that there’s a time that works for everyone. You should see the time options as a table near this paragraph. If you would be available for four or more of these times then it should work out.
8. Example Game Calendar
This is an example calendar with hypothetical names and dates. (If you don't see a colorful calendar image here, this website isn't working properly. Please email us at FirebreathingKittensPodcast@gmail.com and we'll send the new member information as a pdf.)
Members can see the calendar, see who is playing on which dates, and can choose which games they sign up for. You can take some time off to start a new job, move, have a newborn baby, etc busy times in life. That’s no problem. Simply sign up for a game when you’re available again. No stress. So we have more than ten members, but about ten of them are active at any given time. Our group is a little bit bigger than the traditional ttrpg group, but not by much, and the flexible schedule means there's a game every weekend and if there’s one person you dislike, you never have to play with them. This rotation system is a way for everyone to reliably be able to play, not get stuck forever GMing, and not need to commit to being there every week. It's low stress; play when it works for your schedule. Everything here is at your own pace.
9. All of our members GM, too:
All of our members are the game master (GM) for at least two game sessions a year. We like to rotate who GMs so that a diversity of thoughts, ideas, and viewpoints are represented. If you're never interested in GMing ever then this might not be the right group for you, but if you'd be okay with GMing at least one game every five months then that would be great. (If you don't see a colorful calendar image here, this website isn't working properly. Please email us at FirebreathingKittensPodcast@gmail.com and we'll send the new member information as a pdf.)
You don’t have to have any experience having been a game master in the past. This is a good setup to practice and learn GMing. We set up a Writers' Room where you name three episodes whose GMs' style you liked, and we invite them into the chat. They're available for you to share your game session plan with, bounce ideas off of, and practice a combat with. So you're not alone. It's a good environment to learn how to GM.
10. Standalone Plot Format and Long Form Story Telling:
Firebreathing Kittens is similar to both oneshots and a traditional campaign, but it’s different from both. Unlike oneshots, your characters and the NPCs carry over from week to week. Unlike a traditional campaign, you can miss a week or a month and jump right back in with no problems. There is both a microplot in each game session as well as an overarching macroplot to the one year long campaign.
Microplot:
Every game session has a self contained story plot with a beginning and an end, and gets released as its own episode. The episode that comes after has its own beginning to its story plot, and may have some of those characters come back and appear again, or might have new characters. The first episode someone listens to could be episode 157, and they’ll be able to understand what’s happening without having to catch up on previous episodes. Jumping in for a story as your schedule allows is the whole point of our setup. Everyone has the freedom to play as often as their current schedule allows, which may change. There is no requirement to show up every week.
Macroplot:
Player characters and NPCs carry over from one week to another. That’s very different from the classic oneshot format where you would create a new player-character every game. We all play our same characters for one full calendar year. Our characters grow from low power level in episodes that air in January to high power level in episodes that air in December. They meet the same NPCs over and over, forming meaningful interactions with them. Your character’s backstory is relevant to every episode you play in.
Long form storytelling:
Some people have commented that they prefer long form story telling, and are not sure how that would work with a standalone anthology format. Never fear! Yes, we definitely tell long form stories via individual episode anthologies. How? Recurring characters.
Example of macroplots in modern pop culture:
The Avengers movies in the Marvel cinematic universe are an example of how, by appearing in multiple movies, recurring well loved characters tell larger stories than could be told in any one film. When Spider Man, Loki, or Doctor Strange appear on screen, the audience might be watching an individual film about this particular micro plot, but really they are following along with an overarching macroplot that spans multiple movies. Our episodes are like an individual Marvel movie in that each one can be watched alone, or enjoyed with greater context. A second example is Bones, the TV show. Each episode of Bones has a standalone mystery for the the protagonists to solve, and there's also an overarching story across each season. We’re a bit like Bones, or The Avengers, or Midsomer Murders, or Doctor Who, or other shows with self contained episodes that can be watched in any order and are also internally consistent. The recurring characters develop across multiple appearances.
Q: Is there a long form story?
A: Yes.
Q: Do your choices have consequences on the world?
A: Yes.
Q: Is there character development?
A: Yes. Your character will go through a story arc and highs and lows and meet that same familiar NPC several times just like in a normal campaign.
Question: "How does the changing GM change the overall year-long story?"
My answer: That's a good question. I'd say: They've each got their own unique strengths. Each GM is able to examine a different aspect of your character's backstory. Our GMs put an NPC in the adventure for each of their players. The NPC might be from your backstory, might be a character you met in a previous session, or might be an NPC you designed when you GM'd. One way or another, the GM picks from the list of NPCs you care about. They consider how each of those characters has a different personality and history, and pick the NPC they’re most comfortable portraying. One GM is going to gravitate more towards using one NPC more than another GM. As you play in games with different GMs, eventually all the NPCs you created appear in an episode and your backstory gets fully rounded out, as each GM imparts their best characterization for one of your backstory NPCs.
Example of how rotating GMs makes your character’s story arc better:
Errol's player has said that one of their goals for Errol this season is to meet his birth parents who abandoned him. I was the GM a few weeks ago and I asked the person who plays Errol for some information about his birth mom. I was like, why did she abandon you? And he explained her motivation and I was like: She sounds like a really bad person, and I'm not sure I could write a story with her in it that portrays her as anything other than a terrible person. I think I'm gonna use this other NPC from your backstory, instead. Which is fine, and it was a fun adventure. But then a few weeks later, another GM wrote a fantastic adventure about us getting kidnapped by a fairy carnival when we got lost in the woods. And it turns out, Errol's dad who went out for milk when he was five, was also at that carnival! It was such a surprising and satisfying reveal that that's why his dad has been gone this whole time. That GM did a really good job, a better job than I would have, for writing a story using Errol's birth parents. So the changing GMs impact the overall story by each imparting their strengths. We're a much better group because of our rotation of GMs than if one person was GMing every single week.
It's not really even about how one person would get burnt out, although that's also true. From the nerdiest evil genius supervillain to the most delightful drunk bard, there's a huge range of backstory NPCs. How can one GM possibly portray them all as they were envisioned? Our answer to that dilemma is: we don't have to. When we GM, we have three players in our game. We try to work at least one character from each of those players' past adventures or backstories into their game. If you naturally gravitate towards role playing as their mom, their father, their son, their husband, their archnemesis, their supportive friend, whatever you enjoy portraying, you can. It makes it easier to tell good stories because we rotating GMing and we pick which NPCs we portray.
Example character arc for the first half of a season: Reine.
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Backstory: Reine’s childhood friend Sigrid betrayed their village to hunters who cut off her horns, scattered her clan, and pursues them to this day. Cameron, a potential love interest, is a vampire seeking a way to not have to get blood from people.
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Backup Pan: First adventure with the Firebreathing Kittens, hiding her cut off horns with her headscarf, timid, afraid.
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Bloodletting It Go: befriended the blood drinking hystracid monster, met Cameron again and enlisted his help with the hystracid, who needs to eat.
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Corpses Don't Honk: Cameron secured a blood-bearing vegetable sample.
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Eat Humble Pied: Met Sigrid again, got kicked her butt kicked by Sigrid, made a promise with Chico to get stronger.
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Water Rising: Reconnected with her parents and was able to save them from their current predicament with the help of her friends, gaining confidence.
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Minimum Rager: Her horns grew back magically, her headscarf ripped in the process, she sports her horns proudly now.
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You Don't Know Jack: Helped her parents build a new village on Mt. Hokkaido and brought Cameron to help. He was able to fix their tree, a nice way to meet the parents.
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Old Man Strength: participated in the Multiversal Tournament of Champions and wrestled Sigrid without losing for once
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Future adventures: wants to resolve the issue with Sigrid threatening her clan and ensure her family’s safety and gather her people back together. Her love interest, Cameron, a vampire, wants to fully develop his farm of a vegetable he can drink instead of blood.
11. Example of how we use each others’ Non Player Characters (NPCs) in games:
The audience doesn’t need to have listened to the past episodes to understand the current adventure. If they do though, there’s extra meaning to the story because there are recurring NPCs. As we rotate GMing, we include NPCs that appeared in our players’ backstories or previous adventures.
For example the person playing Lothario wrote in his backstory that a con artist stole the deed to his grandma's silver mine. Here are Lothario's first three episodes.
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"A Storm, A Ship, And A One Way Trip": Lothario met the con artist and got the chance to win the deed to the mine back in a poker game.
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"The Potion Commotion": we all met the grandma.
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"X Marks The Spot": the adventurers explored and reclaimed the silver mine.
Another example: the person playing Rufus wrote in his backstory that he used to captain a pirate ship until his first mate mutinied and left him stranded on a desert island. In his first three episodes: Rufus bonded with a fellow deck hand whose ship had also been stolen from them, somewhat made amends with a ship owner he had pirated from in the past, overcame his difficulty with non-ship-travel with the support of his friends, followed a pirate map to where X marks the spot, got to strand his former first mate in return, and found a wooden articulated hand that maybe in a future adventure could replace his hook.
12. Player-Character Level Progression:
We each have one player-character that we play for the entire year, from January to December. The week determines the power level of the characters playing in that game. You’ll be able to grow and develop your character through a full progression from low to high power in one year. The characters are low power in episodes that air in January and maximum power in episodes that air in December. One year, one season.
Air Date ……..Power Level
January……..….…0%
February……....….5%
March….…….…..10%
April………....…..20%
May………….......30%
June………….…..40%
July………....…...50%
August…..….…...60%
September……....70%
October…….…...80%
November….…...90%
December.…......100%
Epilogues: At the end of the year, each player is welcome to record an epilogue for their character. We compile the epilogues into the last episode that airs each year.
13. Safety System:
We use the safety system called the “X Card”. Everyone has a piece of paper with an X on it. If at any point anyone says anything that makes you uncomfortable, hold up your card with an X drawn on it and the entire group will without any questions asked stop, go back to before that thing started, undo it so it never happened, and go down a different path. The goal is for everyone to feel safe and have fun.
14. NSFW (or SFW):
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swearing: because there are a surprisingly large number of adult podcast listeners who don’t enjoy listening to shows with swearing in them, we try not to swear much.
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sexual content: we tend to avoid it. We in general use the 'fade to black' method to skip over that stuff. Like, "that happened off screen, we all move on to the next thing".
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violence: yes, fantasy combat descriptions
15. Accents:
We welcome all accents on our podcast. A diversity of voices is actually a really great thing for podcasts because it helps listeners easily hear the difference between who's speaking. Non native English speakers are welcome to play with us. Feel confident that we will like your voice.
16. Improvisational Comedy (Improv):
We use improv to joke around and have fun. Here are a few quick under five minute videos on the improv technique called “yes, and”.
An example of a less than ideal “yes, and”:
Person 1: We are going to the zoo.
Person 2: Yes, and the bank.
Person 3: Yes, and the mall.
An example of a good “yes, and”:
Person 1: We are going to the zoo.
Person 2: Yes, and we spend all our money on souveniers, so then we go to the bank.
Person 3: Flush with cash, we go shopping at the mall.
The difference between the bad and the good "yes, and" is that in the bad example, it didn’t really matter what Person 1 and Person 2 said. Person 3 didn’t really hear them. In the good “yes, and”, Person 2 and Person 3 were each listening to what came before them, which allowed them to build off of that and create a story, each person making every other person feel heard and validating them. Listening to the person who spoke before you and using what they said makes them feel like they mattered.
17. How long do I have to decide if I want to play?
Take your time, there’s no rush. We’ll be here next week, month, next year, etc. There’s no stress. You’ve got plenty of time to catch up on past episodes and budget for saving up for equipment. We plan to play for, well, the rest of our lives, and we’ll be welcoming new friends in the future, too. Next month, next year, etc. Everything in this group is at your own pace. We’ll be here, and you’ll be welcome to play with us.
There's no interview. You're accepted and welcome to play with us. We have a new member joining checklist: we make sure you have equipment that meets our minimum requirements, have agreed to how we divide royalties by signing the support agreement, have built a character, and have been trained in how to record good audio. Once you've done those things, the next part is signing up for games. If you complete the joining steps by tomorrow you'd be welcome to play this weekend. If you take until December to complete all the joining steps, that's all right, too. There's no stress.
18. Duration:
We see each other as lifelong friends. One of the best parts about playing ttrpgs online is that even if you move geographically, wherever you move to you’ll have some friends who you’re looking forward to seeing again and who are looking forward to hanging out with you :)
19. Required Equipment:
Before talking about equipment, let’s talk about acceptance: We will not reject you. If you have equipment that meets our minimum requirements, we proceed to the next step in the joining process. Sometimes people say, “I wouldn’t want to buy the equipment and then my application to join gets rejected.” There is no rejection at any part in our joining process. If a new member wants to play with us, we say, “Awesome welcome to the group, here’s the next step in the joining process, let’s play a game.”
So with that said, our minimum equipment requirement is:
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a webcam so we can see each other as we play. The video isn’t released to the public, just our voices are.
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the free program audacity and a willingness in being trained to use it
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the free program skype to video chat. We tested other options but with a four hour video chat, discord’s craig recorder had glitches and zoom cost money to use for that long, so we use skype. If a person’s individual computer crashes and they lose their mp3 file, they can use control L in audacity to isolate their voice track from the backup skype recording.
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an arm or 'boom' style off-the-desk microphone stand ($15)
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a nylon mesh pop filter ($10)
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a 24 bit audio interface. (We list five different example models below. You can usually find one of the five on sale on sweetwater or amazon for $70). Or if your microphone has a built-in processor and achieves 24 bits, that works, too.
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an XLR cable ($10). You would need one of these to connect to the microphone if you’re using an audio interface.
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a dynamic microphone such as the Behringer Ultravoice XM8500 ($30), that has a cardioid polar pattern.
If you have a condenser microphone, then you also need a sound booth so that the condenser mic doesn’t pick up voice reverb off the wall and the squeaks and creaks from chair, desk, etc.
Headset and 16-bit microphones are below our minimum play requirements. Headsets detect mouth sounds such a lip smacks at a volume as loud as the voice, which is labor intensive to remove in post processing for a podcast. Bits are a unit, like pixels. There's a noticeable difference between 240 p and 720 p. Similarly, there's a noticeable difference between 16 bit and 24 bit. We aim for at least 24 bit for our audio.
Question: "What is an audio interface?" Sure! I can explain. The audio interface is a specialized computer that processes audio data. It takes a lot of complicated math, for example Fourier transforms, to process audio data. And that's exactly what the audio interface does: it does the math and the computations so that your microphone can achieve 24 bit depth. The Focusrite Scarlett Solo is an example of an audio interface. It's a five inch long box with a place to plug your microphone in, and computer chips inside it, and a place to connect to your computer in the back. It collects audio data and turns it into simple data your computer can easily process. So, long story short, what does an audio interface do? Answer: Audio interfaces are like bonus computers. They perform complicated math so you can record high quality audio regardless of what sound card is in your computer's main tower.
Question: “What is the difference between a condenser and a dynamic microphone?” They’re internally different, structurally. A dynamic mic is built by putting a magnet in a coil. A condenser mic is built by putting a diaphragm close to a back plate.
Question: “So if I have a condenser microphone, I need a sound booth?” Yes. Condenser mics are so sensitive that they detect chair creaks, desk lean squeaks, cars outside, fan air movement, and wall reverb. For recording an a capella group of five people like the pentatonix in a foam walled sound studio, all the people around one mic, a condenser mic is sensitive enough to possibly do that and the dynamic mic couldn't. So we’re not saying that any type or model of microphone isn't good, they just each have their ideal applications, and for a single person sitting stationary and talking into a mic in an untreated room for a podcast, the dynamic cardioid mic really shines.
Dynamic mics such as the Behringer Ultravoice XM8500 position the microphone further away from the mouth than a headset while being less sensitive than a condenser. Dynamic mics detect your voice without detecting the lip smacks a headset would detect or the loud nonvoice background from creaks, squeaks, knocks, and reverb that a condenser would detect in a not-sound-booth. We’re not saying dynamic mics are the best microphones in the world, but they’re ideal for what we're doing: recording a single person speaking without moving around much in a room that isn’t a sound booth.
Question: "Can you make me a list of equipment that will work?"
Answer: Yes. And you don't have to use these exact models. You're allowed to use whatever equipment you want as long as it meets our minimum requirements. For new members who are looking for a list, here's what we recommend:
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A 24 bit audio interface. Here are five different example models:
Focusrite Vocaster One:
These are often $100 on sale. https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/Vocaster1--focusrite-vocaster-one-usb-c-audio-interface
Focusrite Scarlett Solo:
The 3rd gens costs less than the 4th gens. Please note that our members who have the 4th generation Scarlett Solo, as of February 2024, are experiencing a software issue with it not being able to record a microphone in mono, so please avoid purchasing the 4th gen until they resolve that. The 3rd generation works well and costs less. https://www.amazon.com/Focusrite-Scarlett-Audio-Interface-Tools/dp/B07QR73T66
Focusrite Scarlett 2i2:
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/Scar2i2G4--focusrite-scarlett-2i2-4th-gen-usb-audio-interface
M-Audio AIR 192|4 :
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/AIR192x4--m-audio-air-192x4-usb-audio-interface
Solid State Logic SSL2 2x2:
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Behringer Ultravoice XM8500 dynamic mic. https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/XM8500--behringer-xm8500-handheld-dynamic-vocal-microphone
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XLR cable. (This connects the microphone to the audio interface). https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Basics-Standard-Microphone-Noise-Cancelling/dp/B01JNLTTKS/
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An arm stand for the microphone that comes with a nylon mesh wind screen. https://www.amazon.com/Amazon-Basics-Microphone-Filter-14-inch/dp/B0B1Q6R3TF
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Over-ear headphones. https://www.amazon.com/Headphones-Podcasts-Monitoring-Recording-Computer/dp/B085899TQ9
Helpful pictures showing what this equipment can look like:
20. How to Join:
One.
Be at least 21 years old.
Two.
Listen to any two episodes. Why:
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You’ll notice that we’re playing two different tabletop roleplaying games. We play a different TTRPG every session.
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You’ll hear that the two episodes have two different Game Masters. We rotate GMing. There is a great diversity in what the stories are like, how much combat different GMs prefer, how they describe the setting. You'll see. The games range from clue hunting mysteries to emotional dramas to action adventures, etc. Listening to their past games helps you identify which GMs you want to prioritize signing up to play with.
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Because you pick who you sign up to play with, listening to episodes helps you learn who you want to play with the most. Listening to a few episodes, you might find someone you’re a big fan or not a big fan of. Remember their character’s name. You can sign up to play in games that person is / isn’t in. If you’re not a big fan of them, skip that episode and listen to a different one instead.
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There’s a macro plot to each season. If you want to listen to past episodes to catch up on what’s happened, we do our longform storytelling in one year increments. One year, one season.
If you’d like a recommendation for two episodes that were pretty fun, try “A Storm, A Ship, and A One Way Trip”, and episodes since then. That was the first adventure where we switched from 5th edition Dungeons and Dragons to playing various tabletop role playing games, so episodes from then on are a better representation of our current format. If listening to two episodes is overwhelming, then you’re welcome to join us in November / December when we’re preparing for the new season and there are no back episodes to catch up on.
Three.
Send us an email at firebreathingkittenspodcast at gmail dot com asking to join. In your email, tell us:
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About your equipment: what microphone model and model of audio interface you own, and that you own closed back over the ear headphones and an arm style microphone stand.
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In your email, tell us which two episodes you listened to. Tell us who your favorite players and GMs are to help us coordinate your first game to be with the people you like best.
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List any improv, game mastering, and podcasting experience (no experience is required to join; this is just so that we know what supplemental info to send you to teach you about things).
Four.
We reply to every new member request, so if you don’t see a response email in three days then we haven’t gotten an email from you. (In general, any time we haven't replied within three days, send us another email.) If you had everything in your email that you needed, then we’ll reply back with the standard support agreement our lawyers ask us to have everyone sign. You know lawyers; they always want the agreements settled first before we play, not after. Take it to a legal witness (most banks have a ‘notary’ or signature witnessing service for members for free) and sign it in front of the witnesses, then scan and send it back to us. Once you send it to us signed and witnessed, we proceed to the next step.
Five.
Character creation. This step involves you creating a character profile for your character.
Six.
Audacity training. You’re given a few training videos to watch and then asked to record something and edit it to make it pass an ACX Check.
Seven.
In-character interview and our first video chat. This is a session zero like space for you to ask any questions you haven’t yet. But really, feel free to ask questions at any point. Once the in-character interview is complete and we’ve tested your ability to record and share audio and everything works, then you pick your first game to join.
21. Support Agreement:
There is a support agreement to sign because yes we do monetize the podcast. No you're not going to make a bunch of money. But because some of our members are authors and webcomic artists it made sense to have a system in place where people could express themselves creatively with novels, audiobooks, and webtoons based on the adventures they loved. We have several real books actively for sale on amazon people can buy that were based on our adventures. There's a chance the game session you play in could become a t-shirt, book, audiobook, comic, etc. When for example a book is published based upon an episode, the support agreement says that the people who GM’d the episode, played in that episode, wrote the book, designed the book cover, etc are the ones who get a share of the royalties from the book’s sales. Anyone who wasn’t in that episode and didn’t contribute to the book isn’t due any of the book’s royalties. Being in episode 15 doesn’t entitle you to royalties from a book based upon episode 89. There is next to no income associated with this. I mean, yes, we do publish the books on amazon, so the public can buy them. But there are a lot of books for sale in the world so don’t expect to earn a lot of money; the pay is that we evenly divide the sales royalties amongst the people who were involved with that specific book (which is basically seven people splitting one dollar, ha ha). Is there money in this? Not really, no. Maybe one day we’ll go viral, until then, nope. We’re simply having fun.
Why are we doing this if it doesn’t make money? There's a difference between someone telling you something happened and you being there to hear it happen yourself. Having a recording of a game is like having a photo of a vacation you went on with friends. You can listen back to it and be like, “Awww, I remember that” and smile, or laugh at the same joke you laughed at a decade ago. Functionally, it’s also much easier to collaboratively story tell (we rotate who GMs) a season long campaign together because the adventures have been recorded. Our members who weren't there can hear it and feel the emotions, too. If there was an event that will need to be known for long term storytelling, we can share it with one another by saying, "This important moment happened at X:XX time stamp."
